Smartphones Have More Germs Than A Toilet Seat!

 

Smartphones Have More Germs Than A Toilet Seat!

The 5 top germs are in your hand!

 

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the Daily Scream! Ahhh, here we go!

Well, the reports are out, and it looks like there are five gadgets that have more germs than your toilet seats. Now I want you all to listen to this and see if you hear a link.

Smartphones, they are apparently covered in Fecal Coliforms. Seeing I was never too good at chemistry, I don’t know the second word, but I am pretty sure the word Fecal has you wondering the same thing as I am; who are these people with fecal on there hands? Next!
Tablets and E-readers: Looks like the British tested one iPad, (sorry apple) and it had tons of Staffacoculs on it. I’ll let you all have fun with that word on your own. Next!

Games controllers: Hey, based on the gamers I know, Ill just say, Not surprised!
Keyboards and a mouse: Now considering that most of us are in front our computers day and night, I kind of think of a keyboard as a dinner plate. And remote controls: What do they all have in common, they are electronics. I wonder if the newspaper paper association conducted this study,

 

In protest of their lack of readership. Newspaper folks, don’t be too upset, we still use a good old fashion newspaper to, kill flies, On the bottom of our bird cages. So unless we eliminate Flies and birds, your’re safe.
But after all is said and done, I feel a whole lot better about folks using their toilets now. However, my word of advice, DONT take your phones or iPads in the bathroom with you…

YUCK! And if you do, and someone calls for me, take a message!

 

Get my cartoons at WillSays.com

 

Will

 

Smartphones, germs, Fecal Coliforms, The Daily Scream, Social & Political Humor

Source:  Sportsmans Lifestyle

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